LabKitty: Bumper Stickers: Zazzle.com Store: http://feed.zazzle.com/z.2/api/find.aspx?cg=196677078169133154&ft=rss&ch=LabKitty&ou=%2fLabKitty%2frss%3fcg%3d196677078169133154en-usTue, 21 May 2013 01:03:14 GMT6022160 http://www.zazzle.com/accomplish_bumper_sticker-128024812218694838Mon, 05 Nov 2012 23:56:30 GMT<![CDATA[Accomplish Bumper Sticker]]>http://www.zazzle.com/accomplish_bumper_sticker-128024812218694838LabKitty
Accomplish Bumper Sticker
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45modus ponens, while there are smart people who have letters after their name, having letters after your name doesn't necessarily make you smart. In fact, there's lots of smart people who have nothing at all after their name save the occasional punctuation. Our point? Your true worth is not what you're called. Or what you own, or the car you drive, or the success rate of your local gang of beefy strangers who play with balls. Or what your ancestors, family, or countrymen may or may not have done. Your true worth is what you accomplish. This is codified in the academic's CV, short for curriculum vitae or what the civilized world calls a "resume" (Zazzle HTML is resisting our efforts to include the appropriate hyperdoodles here). Academics opted for the latin moniker so as not to confuse the trisyllabic French root with the bisyllabic homonym you get when the hyperdoodles are absent (yes, we realize the term "homonym" is incorrect in this context; oddly enough, folks who point this out are at peace with our use of the term "hyperdoodles"). Or maybe it's just another irrational academic tradition favoring Latin above all else, because what do Cauchy, Lagrange, Legendre, Laviossier, and Laplace possibly know about accomplishment?

Clipart fish on a bicycle with pity slogan in gold on a black background.]]>$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/implosion_bumper_sticker-128632141067081037Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:13:27 GMT<![CDATA[Implosion Bumper Sticker]]>http://www.zazzle.com/implosion_bumper_sticker-128632141067081037LabKitty
Implosion Bumper Sticker
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45de rigueur in modern weapons; it permits smallification and increased yield, not to mention making possible the even-more-terrible hydrogen bomb. Perhaps someday we'll find some peaceable endeavor for humans to channel some of this antic competitive zeal into. Perhaps if humanity had a real space program...

Design based on still frames from the famous X-ray motion picture of implosion created at Los Alamos National Laboratory c. 1945. Customizable.]]>$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/academics_creed_bumper_stickers-128942195640990856Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:22:19 GMT<![CDATA[Academic's Creed Bumper Stickers]]>http://www.zazzle.com/academics_creed_bumper_stickers-128942195640990856LabKitty
Academic's Creed Bumper Stickers
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/neurons_bumper_sticker-128015765837925732Sat, 08 Oct 2011 17:50:18 GMT<![CDATA[Neurons! Bumper Sticker]]>http://www.zazzle.com/neurons_bumper_sticker-128015765837925732LabKitty
Neurons! Bumper Sticker
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/spike_train_bumper_stickers-128216655957812562Sat, 08 Oct 2011 17:45:51 GMT<![CDATA[Spike Train Bumper Stickers]]>http://www.zazzle.com/spike_train_bumper_stickers-128216655957812562LabKitty
Spike Train Bumper Stickers
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45Neuroscientist design sans text. Perhaps you are not a Neuroscientist, and are wary of angering those who have earned the noble moniker through long years of toil. Perhaps you wish to remain inscrutable. Or, perhaps you simply don't like our font choice in the text version. Fine. Feel free to add your own dang text. Sniff.

Faux extracellular recording, with spike jitter spelling out NEUROSCIENTIST in Morse code (no, really!).]]>$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/neuroscientist_bumper_sticker-128394249201861442Sat, 08 Oct 2011 17:43:57 GMT<![CDATA[Neuroscientist Bumper Sticker]]>http://www.zazzle.com/neuroscientist_bumper_sticker-128394249201861442LabKitty
Neuroscientist Bumper Sticker
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45physicists (in particular: the brain part), and what are brains if not neurons? Therefore physics is really neuroscience. And if physics is neuroscience, then everything is. Celebrate your position at the bottom of the knowledge pyramid / top of the food chain with a LabKitty Neuroscientist bumper sticker.

Faux extracellular recording, with spike jitter spelling out NEUROSCIENTIST in Morse code (no, really!) and text moniker below.]]>$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/covary_bumper_sticker-128932839720273921Thu, 08 Sep 2011 19:05:17 GMT<![CDATA[Covary Bumper Sticker]]>http://www.zazzle.com/covary_bumper_sticker-128932839720273921LabKitty
Covary Bumper Sticker
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/lemons_bumper_sticker-128923622424751632Tue, 06 Sep 2011 19:02:15 GMT<![CDATA[Lemons Bumper Sticker]]>http://www.zazzle.com/lemons_bumper_sticker-128923622424751632LabKitty
Lemons Bumper Sticker
by LabKitty
]]>$3.95mittens!) but alas, in the end, it is folly. And nobody wants to listen to you bellyache.

Pub domain clipart lemon from Clker.com.]]>$3.95g http://www.zazzle.com/honor_student_bumper_stickers-128810603500276960Mon, 01 Aug 2011 14:57:48 GMT<![CDATA[Honor Student Bumper Stickers]]>http://www.zazzle.com/honor_student_bumper_stickers-128810603500276960LabKitty
Honor Student Bumper Stickers
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/complicated_bumper_sticker-128094067993498544Sun, 10 Jul 2011 00:00:22 GMT<![CDATA[Complicated Bumper Sticker]]>http://www.zazzle.com/complicated_bumper_sticker-128094067993498544LabKitty
Complicated Bumper Sticker
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45adviphorism, if you will). Think you understand beta decay? The spleen? Middle East politics? The crass eroticism of house pets? No, you do not. Your current understanding may be hard-won and precious, but there is always more to the story. And whether that story is a never-ending unravelling of onion layers or a simple fruit cocktail, viewing the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth would be to stare into the dark void of Cthulhu and have the sanity burned from your eye holes.]]>$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/eigenvalue_enthusiast_bumper_stickers-128099480451810561Sat, 28 May 2011 16:02:42 GMT<![CDATA[Eigenvalue Enthusiast Bumper Stickers]]>http://www.zazzle.com/eigenvalue_enthusiast_bumper_stickers-128099480451810561LabKitty
Eigenvalue Enthusiast Bumper Stickers
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45parallel to the river or at right angles to it. If a stranger appeared, say, asking directions to the wenchkeep, a villager might respond thusly: "Good Sir, you walk toward the river three blocks, along the river four blocks, then away from the river for a block." Here in the telling the villager would pause, then hook a thumb though the button-hole in his hair shirt and look wistfully off into the distance. "There you may procure the finest wenches in all the land," he would proudly beam.

One day the King came to town. The King brought with him a Sorcerer and the Sorcerer brought with him a device. The device looked to be a pocket watch, but on the face - where the numbered hours should have appeared - were inscribed only the names of the four conjectural winds, in clockwise ordered North, East, South, and West. Above these floated a black needle, which by unknown majick did always point to North, nonirregardless of which however way the Sorcerer waved it about. Clearly, this was an evil thing, and the villagers began to wonder aloud just what the heck the NSF had been doing with all those chickens and wool and other tax sundry they had demanded over the years.

The King raised a fisted glove, silencing the twittering of the crowd. "My people!" he called out. "Henceforth shall ye navigate by this device, for it imposes upon the land a dividing up into north-south and east-west directions. You shall use these directions, and these directions are the ones you shall use. No more of this river-direction talk, or whatever the heck it is you backwater yahoos call your primitive system of circumnavigation."

Upon hearing the King's proclamation. a great roar came from the crowd. Ramsock the Barrel Maker roared loudest of all. "But, Sire!" he roared. "Your system of dividing-up is unnatural! Consider ye this: at present, should need arise, say, to send my barrels to the bagelry, I simply tell the barrel-herders to go downstream for a furlong, then away from the river for seven blocks. Using your Sorcerer's devilry, "downstream" will become south-east, "away from the river" will become south-west and "toward the river" north-east. Or is it south-south-east or north-south-west? I know not, for who can reckon such things?" Ramsock turned to face the crowd. "Who here amoung us today are capable of these Pythagorean machinations?" Ramsock motioned to Dipthong the Miller. "You, Dipthong?" And then to Klaxxon the Barkeep. "Or you, Klaxxon? Verily, King, we can barely keep the less dolty amoungst us from coupling with the livestock!"

There followed a chorus of spittle-flecked disparagement directed against the King, accompanied by obscene gesturing and suggestions demonstrating a profound ignorance of anatomy.

"You are attacking our values!" Ramsock shouted over the din, now beating a pitchfork against his breast for dramatic effect. "You are attacking EIGEN values!" Ramsock bellowed, this time using his native tongue which we've assumed is Germanic for illustrative purposes.

The King, though dismayed with this rather ham-fisted third act, recognized the need to wrap things up. Thus did he relent and permit the villagers to navigate according to their simple system of eigenvalues for the rest of their days.

The End.]]>$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/techpubs_bumper_stickers-128129785030926797Fri, 01 Apr 2011 18:44:35 GMT<![CDATA[Techpubs Bumper Stickers]]>http://www.zazzle.com/techpubs_bumper_stickers-128129785030926797LabKitty
Techpubs Bumper Stickers
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/oscilloscope_bumper_stickers-128672089573602162Sat, 13 Nov 2010 16:33:06 GMT<![CDATA[Oscilloscope Bumper Stickers]]>http://www.zazzle.com/oscilloscope_bumper_stickers-128672089573602162LabKitty
Oscilloscope Bumper Stickers
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/chicks_bumper_stickers-128724495140402759Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:37:13 GMT<![CDATA[Chicks! Bumper Stickers]]>http://www.zazzle.com/chicks_bumper_stickers-128724495140402759LabKitty
Chicks! Bumper Stickers
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/doomed_bumper_stickers-128900093065893694Sun, 22 Aug 2010 13:16:46 GMT<![CDATA[Doomed Bumper Stickers]]>http://www.zazzle.com/doomed_bumper_stickers-128900093065893694LabKitty
Doomed Bumper Stickers
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/car_alarm_bumper_sticker-128488400304032209Fri, 30 Apr 2010 19:53:04 GMT<![CDATA[Car Alarm Bumper Sticker]]>http://www.zazzle.com/car_alarm_bumper_sticker-128488400304032209LabKitty
Car Alarm Bumper Sticker
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/i_brake_stochastically_bumper_stickers-128131668869735178Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:27:10 GMT<![CDATA[i brake stochastically bumper stickers]]>http://www.zazzle.com/i_brake_stochastically_bumper_stickers-128131668869735178LabKitty
i brake stochastically bumper stickers
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45improves during blizzards and ice storms as these create conditions in which vehicles ignore the commands issued by the driver. If only this were true everyday. Well, LabKitty cannot command the weather (yet), but we can put the driver behind you on their guard. Wave them off with an I brake stochastically bumper sticker! Text warning superimposed on stochastic time series data (from a forex simulation we wrote). Note LabKitty does not recommend braking stochastically - sticker design is predicated on the "mimic effect" employed by milk snakes and hoverflies (design also predicated on the assumption that the driver behind you knows what "stochastically" means. Eh, it's probably multisyllabic enough to give the average punter the heebie-jeebies).]]>$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/dogh_bumper_sticker-128972268294035227Sat, 10 Apr 2010 16:32:53 GMT<![CDATA[DOGH BUMPER STICKER]]>http://www.zazzle.com/dogh_bumper_sticker-128972268294035227LabKitty
DOGH BUMPER STICKER
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/calculus_bumper_stickers-128817711878504092Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:13:51 GMT<![CDATA[Calculus Bumper Stickers]]>http://www.zazzle.com/calculus_bumper_stickers-128817711878504092LabKitty
Calculus Bumper Stickers
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/aut_disce_aut_discede_bumper_stickers-128799461694338669Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:19:19 GMT<![CDATA[Aut disce aut discede bumper stickers]]>http://www.zazzle.com/aut_disce_aut_discede_bumper_stickers-128799461694338669LabKitty
Aut disce aut discede bumper stickers
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/whatever_nerd_bumper_stickers-128159863506610154Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:12:26 GMT<![CDATA[Whatever, nerd bumper stickers]]>http://www.zazzle.com/whatever_nerd_bumper_stickers-128159863506610154LabKitty
Whatever, nerd bumper stickers
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45Non licet omnibus adire Corinthum. ]]>$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/diacritic_bumper_sticker-128129530559564836Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:51:51 GMT<![CDATA[Diacritic Bumper Sticker]]>http://www.zazzle.com/diacritic_bumper_sticker-128129530559564836LabKitty
Diacritic Bumper Sticker
by LabKitty
]]>$4.45$4.45g http://www.zazzle.com/eigenvalue_enthusiast_t_shirts-235375795563111036Sat, 28 May 2011 15:56:58 GMT<![CDATA[Eigenvalue Enthusiast T Shirts]]>http://www.zazzle.com/eigenvalue_enthusiast_t_shirts-235375795563111036LabKitty
Eigenvalue Enthusiast T Shirts
by LabKitty
]]>$14.95parallel to the river or at right angles to it. If a stranger appeared, say, asking directions to the wenchkeep, a villager might respond thusly: "you walk toward the river three blocks, along the river for four blocks, then away from the river for a block." Then the villager would beam, proudly hooking thumb though a buttonhole in his woolen over-shirt, "there may you procure the finest wenches in all the land."

One day the King came to town...

Read the rest of the tale here.]]>$14.95g http://www.zazzle.com/implosion_tee_shirts-235520049003113446Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:26:59 GMT<![CDATA[Implosion Tee Shirts]]>http://www.zazzle.com/implosion_tee_shirts-235520049003113446LabKitty
Implosion Tee Shirts
by LabKitty
]]>$23.95de rigueur in modern weapons; it permits smallification and increased yield, not to mention making possible the even-more-terrible hydrogen bomb. Perhaps someday we'll find some peaceable endeavor for humans to channel some of this antic competitive zeal into. Perhaps if humanity had a real space program...

Design based on still frames from the famous X-ray motion picture of implosion created at Los Alamos National Laboratory c. 1945. Customizable.]]>$23.95g http://www.zazzle.com/eigenvalue_enthusiast_mugs-168487038102083497Sat, 28 May 2011 16:31:11 GMT<![CDATA[Eigenvalue Enthusiast Mugs]]>http://www.zazzle.com/eigenvalue_enthusiast_mugs-168487038102083497LabKitty
Eigenvalue Enthusiast Mugs
by LabKitty
]]>$16.95
Read the rest at:

http://www.squidoo.com/world-eigenvalue-day]]>$16.95g http://www.zazzle.com/implosion_t_shirt-235796141101096124Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:21:15 GMT<![CDATA[Implosion T Shirt]]>http://www.zazzle.com/implosion_t_shirt-235796141101096124LabKitty
Implosion T Shirt
by LabKitty
]]>$27.95de rigueur in modern weapons; it permits smallification and increased yield, not to mention making possible the even-more-terrible hydrogen bomb. Perhaps someday we'll find some peaceable endeavor for humans to channel some of this antic competitive zeal into. Perhaps if humanity had a real space program...

Design based on still frames from the famous X-ray motion picture of implosion created at Los Alamos National Laboratory c. 1945. Customizable.]]>$27.95g http://www.zazzle.com/neuroscientist_coffee_mugs-168761269039208336Sat, 08 Oct 2011 17:46:59 GMT<![CDATA[Neuroscientist Coffee Mugs]]>http://www.zazzle.com/neuroscientist_coffee_mugs-168761269039208336LabKitty
Neuroscientist Coffee Mugs
by LabKitty
]]>$16.95physicists (in particular: the brain part), and what are brains if not neurons? Therefore physics is really neuroscience. And if physics is neuroscience, then everything is. Celebrate your position at the bottom of the knowledge pyramid / top of the food chain with a LabKitty Neuroscientist mug.

Happy neuron chatter (alas: extracellular - Zazzle wouldn't spring for an Axoclamp) with spike jitter spelling out NEUROSCIENTIST in Morse code (no, really!) and text moniker below.]]>$16.95g http://www.zazzle.com/spike_train_mugs-168448465126239881Sat, 08 Oct 2011 17:48:12 GMT<![CDATA[Spike Train Mugs]]>http://www.zazzle.com/spike_train_mugs-168448465126239881LabKitty
Spike Train Mugs
$16.95 - Spike Train Mugs
by LabKitty
]]>$16.95Neuroscientist design sans text. Perhaps you are not a Neuroscientist, and are wary of angering those who have earned the noble moniker through long years of toil. Perhaps you wish to remain inscrutable. Or, perhaps you simply don't like our font choice in the text version. Fine. Feel free to add your own dang text. Sniff.

Faux extracellular recording, with spike jitter spelling out NEUROSCIENTIST in Morse code (no, really!).]]>$16.95g http://www.zazzle.com/accomplish_coffee_mugs-168185439792932331Tue, 06 Nov 2012 20:08:48 GMT<![CDATA[Accomplish Coffee Mugs]]>http://www.zazzle.com/accomplish_coffee_mugs-168185439792932331LabKitty
Accomplish Coffee Mugs
by LabKitty
]]>$14.95modus ponens, while there are smart people who have letters after their name, having letters after your name doesn't necessarily make you smart. In fact, there's lots of smart people who have nothing at all after their name save the occasional punctuation. Our point? Your true worth is not what you're called. Or what you own, or the car you drive, or the success rate of your local gang of beefy strangers who play with balls. Or what your ancestors, family, or countrymen may or may not have done. Your true worth is what you accomplish. This is codified in the academic's CV, short for curriculum vitae or what the civilized world calls a "resume" (Zazzle HTML is resisting our efforts to include the appropriate hyperdoodles here). Academics opted for the latin moniker so as not to confuse the trisyllabic French root with the bisyllabic homonym you get when the hyperdoodles are absent (yes, we realize the term "homonym" is incorrect in this context; oddly enough, folks who point this out are at peace with our use of the term "hyperdoodles"). Or maybe it's just another irrational academic tradition favoring Latin above all else, because what do Cauchy, Lagrange, Legendre, Laviossier, and Laplace possibly know about accomplishment?

Fish on a bicycle with motivational slogan on a black background. Customizable.]]>$14.95g http://www.zazzle.com/accomplish_t_shirt-235511886206169127Tue, 06 Nov 2012 20:17:08 GMT<![CDATA[Accomplish T Shirt]]>http://www.zazzle.com/accomplish_t_shirt-235511886206169127LabKitty
Accomplish T Shirt
by LabKitty
]]>$22.95modus ponens, while there are smart people who have letters after their name, having letters after your name doesn't necessarily make you smart. In fact, there's lots of smart people who have nothing at all after their name save the occasional punctuation. Our point? Your true worth is not what you're called. Or what you own, or the car you drive, or the success rate of your local gang of beefy strangers who play with balls. Or what your ancestors, family, or countrymen may or may not have done. Your true worth is what you accomplish. This is codified in the academic's CV, short for curriculum vitae or what the civilized world calls a "resume" (Zazzle HTML is resisting our efforts to include the appropriate hyperdoodles here). Academics opted for the latin moniker so as not to confuse the trisyllabic French root with the bisyllabic homonym you get when the hyperdoodles are absent (yes, we realize the term "homonym" is incorrect in this context; oddly enough, folks who point this out are at peace with our use of the term "hyperdoodles"). Or maybe it's just another irrational academic tradition favoring Latin above all else, because what do Cauchy, Lagrange, Legendre, Laviossier, and Laplace possibly know about accomplishment?

Fish on a bicycle with motivational slogan on a black background. Customizable.]]>$22.95g http://www.zazzle.com/complicated_coffee_mug-168832977226875211Sun, 10 Jul 2011 00:02:19 GMT<![CDATA[Complicated Coffee Mug]]>http://www.zazzle.com/complicated_coffee_mug-168832977226875211LabKitty
Complicated Coffee Mug
by LabKitty
]]>$14.95adviphorism, if you will). Think you understand relativity? The Vikings? Pascal's triangle? LabKitty? No, you do not. Your current understanding may be hard-won and precious, but there is always more to the story. And whether that story is a multi-laminar parfait or a straight-up gelato, viewing the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth would be to stare into the dark void of Cthulhu and have the sanity burned from your eye holes.]]>$14.95g