<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0" xmlns:opensearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title>Scrubs123: Zazzle.com Store: </title><link>http://feed.zazzle.com/z.2/api/find.aspx?ft=rss&amp;ch=Scrubs123&amp;ou=%2fScrubs123%2frss</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 19:27:45 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><opensearch:totalResults>38</opensearch:totalResults><opensearch:startIndex>1</opensearch:startIndex><opensearch:itemsPerPage>60</opensearch:itemsPerPage><opensearch:Query role="request" searchTerms="" />
<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_nurses_say_in_their_sleep_mug-168729194658592961</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:13:44 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Top 10 things nurses say in their sleep! mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_nurses_say_in_their_sleep_mug-168729194658592961</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget0" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_nurses_say_in_their_sleep_mug-168729194658592961" id="page_zWidget0-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget0-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_things_nurses_say_in_their_sleep_mug-r46a54ddcd124407f951ce68b3bb2c4af_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="Top 10 things nurses say in their sleep! mug" title="Top 10 things nurses say in their sleep! mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget0-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_nurses_say_in_their_sleep_mug-168729194658592961" id="page_zWidget0-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Top 10 things nurses say in their sleep! mug">Top 10 things nurses say in their sleep! mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget0-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Top 10 things nurses say in their sleep!]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[Rub those sleepy eyes and check out this hilarious list! Want your own Top Ten on a mug? Enter our contest at scrubsmag.com/giveaways!]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_things_nurses_say_in_their_sleep_mug-r46a54ddcd124407f951ce68b3bb2c4af_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_things_nurses_say_in_their_sleep_mug-r46a54ddcd124407f951ce68b3bb2c4af_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, nursing, mugs, joke, humor, jokes]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_nurses_say_in_their_sleep_mug-168678834269113902</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:05:50 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Top 10 things nurses say in their sleep! coffee mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_nurses_say_in_their_sleep_mug-168678834269113902</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget1" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_nurses_say_in_their_sleep_mug-168678834269113902" id="page_zWidget1-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget1-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_things_nurses_say_in_their_sleep_mug-r3e5652b82e5245a0baea96c76176ee7a_x7jg5_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="Top 10 things nurses say in their sleep! coffee mug" title="Top 10 things nurses say in their sleep! coffee mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget1-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_nurses_say_in_their_sleep_mug-168678834269113902" id="page_zWidget1-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Top 10 things nurses say in their sleep! coffee mug">Top 10 things nurses say in their sleep! coffee mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget1-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Top 10 things nurses say in their sleep!]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[Rub those sleepy eyes and check out this hilarious list! Want your own Top Ten on a mug? Enter our contest at scrubsmag.com/giveaways!]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_things_nurses_say_in_their_sleep_mug-r3e5652b82e5245a0baea96c76176ee7a_x7jg5_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_things_nurses_say_in_their_sleep_mug-r3e5652b82e5245a0baea96c76176ee7a_x7jg5_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, nursing, mugs, joke, humor, jokes]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_in_for_a_crazy_shift_when_mug-168228908029310330</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:29:39 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[You know you’re in for a crazy shift when… coffee mugs]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_in_for_a_crazy_shift_when_mug-168228908029310330</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget2" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_in_for_a_crazy_shift_when_mug-168228908029310330" id="page_zWidget2-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget2-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_in_for_a_crazy_shift_when_mug-r372cb3c7991348e2bf6b912410b58bb5_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="You know you’re in for a crazy shift when… coffee mugs" title="You know you’re in for a crazy shift when… coffee mugs" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget2-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_in_for_a_crazy_shift_when_mug-168228908029310330" id="page_zWidget2-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="You know you’re in for a crazy shift when… coffee mugs">You know you’re in for a crazy shift when… coffee mugs</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget2-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[You know you’re in for a crazy shift when…]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. In the first five minutes some fool says, Boy, it’s quiet tonight.
9. You walk on the floor and nobody even has time to say hello.
8. Report is from the slow-talking nurse who includes every minute detail about every patient…slowly.
7. The charge nurse asks who has the most experience in psych.
6. A patient greets you at the elevator and says he is wearing new socks.
5. A doctor greets you at the elevator and asks if anyone on the unit knows anything.
4. A fellow nurse runs past you into the elevator screaming and swearing.
3. You get off the elevator and step in vomit.
2. You smell BM while the elevator is opening onto your floor.
1. A new nurse asks, What’s C-diff?]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_in_for_a_crazy_shift_when_mug-r372cb3c7991348e2bf6b912410b58bb5_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_in_for_a_crazy_shift_when_mug-r372cb3c7991348e2bf6b912410b58bb5_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/10_signs_you_re_in_nursing_school_coffee_mug-168994852668265217</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 18:10:31 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[10 signs you’re in nursing school coffee mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/10_signs_you_re_in_nursing_school_coffee_mug-168994852668265217</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget3" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/10_signs_you_re_in_nursing_school_coffee_mug-168994852668265217" id="page_zWidget3-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget3-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_signs_you_re_in_nursing_school_coffee_mug-r1e56b7706fde41ecae58b06bb450d7a4_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="10 signs you’re in nursing school coffee mug" title="10 signs you’re in nursing school coffee mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget3-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/10_signs_you_re_in_nursing_school_coffee_mug-168994852668265217" id="page_zWidget3-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="10 signs you’re in nursing school coffee mug">10 signs you’re in nursing school coffee mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget3-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[10 signs you’re in nursing school]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. You have enough textbooks to BE WebMD.
9. You have purchased enough hand sanitizer to drive up stock.
8. You get to empty the bedpan…AGAIN!
7. You practice different ways of wearing your stethoscope.
6. You practice writing your name followed by RN.
5. You’ve purchased those really cute shoes for clinicals.
4. You can actually pronounce sphygmomanometer.
3. You spend the majority of your time bottom in chair, face in book.
2. You do mental assessments of everyone you meet.
1. Just putting on the scrubs gives you tingles.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_signs_you_re_in_nursing_school_coffee_mug-r1e56b7706fde41ecae58b06bb450d7a4_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_signs_you_re_in_nursing_school_coffee_mug-r1e56b7706fde41ecae58b06bb450d7a4_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny, nursing, student, intructor]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_nursing_instructor_if_mug-168971755314295438</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 22:36:59 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[You know you’re a nursing instructor if… coffee mugs]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_nursing_instructor_if_mug-168971755314295438</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget4" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_nursing_instructor_if_mug-168971755314295438" id="page_zWidget4-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget4-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_nursing_instructor_if_mug-r732360582a7348f59065ead27b417d53_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="You know you’re a nursing instructor if… coffee mugs" title="You know you’re a nursing instructor if… coffee mugs" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget4-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_nursing_instructor_if_mug-168971755314295438" id="page_zWidget4-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="You know you’re a nursing instructor if… coffee mugs">You know you’re a nursing instructor if… coffee mugs</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget4-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[You know you’re a nursing instructor if…]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. You hear your student state, “WTF?” and you automatically think, “Where’s the furosemide?”

9. You know the acronym “PFI” really stands for “Please Find Intelligence.”

8. You laugh when your nursing student states, “But our coffee break was only 30 minutes!”

7. You would be happy to NEVER correct another nursing care plan again.

6. You are called at 5:00 a.m. by students calling in “late” or “sick” to their clinical.

5. Panicking nursing students call you at home the night before an exam.

4. You know the letters “NCLEX” strike fear in every nursing student.

3. You make your students utter this phrase in your presence: “The Instructor Is ALWAYS Right!”

2. You cry with pride at every pinning ceremony.

1. You miss each and every student, especially the ones you swore you would never miss.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_nursing_instructor_if_mug-r732360582a7348f59065ead27b417d53_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_nursing_instructor_if_mug-r732360582a7348f59065ead27b417d53_x7jgr_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny, nursing, student, intructor]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_all_nurses_must_know_mugs-168555878736997683</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 18:43:19 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Top 10 things all nurses must know mugs]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_all_nurses_must_know_mugs-168555878736997683</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget5" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_all_nurses_must_know_mugs-168555878736997683" id="page_zWidget5-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget5-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_things_all_nurses_must_know_mugs-r53fb20c8e45a4454b4fd96c31b8b96c5_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="Top 10 things all nurses must know mugs" title="Top 10 things all nurses must know mugs" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget5-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_all_nurses_must_know_mugs-168555878736997683" id="page_zWidget5-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Top 10 things all nurses must know mugs">Top 10 things all nurses must know mugs</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget5-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Top 10 things all nurses must know]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[1. Wear good shoes—you’ll rack up the miles in the hallways.

2. Bring bite-sized food you can eat at a second’s notice.

3. Put pantyliners in your underwear if you can’t hold your bladder for five-plus hours.

4. Practice smiling in the mirror (make believe you won the lottery!).

5. Learn to balance lunch trays, water pitchers and a clipboard while running for the telephone.

6. Always ask the doctor their name (doctors, residents, med students and NPs assume you know them by name!).

7. Practice saying, “I know how that must feel” to grumpy patients—especially since you do, from working overtime again.

8. If you’re really sick, that’s the time to do all your errands. This is your rare “personal time” to get them done at home. Just try not to die.

9. Learn to record your favorite shows—work might call you back in, and then you won’t miss keep missing episodes.

10. Love your co-workers. They can be your second pair of hands until you’ve mastered doing more than five things at once.

This list by G.L.O.R.I.A., RN]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_things_all_nurses_must_know_mugs-r53fb20c8e45a4454b4fd96c31b8b96c5_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_things_all_nurses_must_know_mugs-r53fb20c8e45a4454b4fd96c31b8b96c5_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_you_re_a_night_shift_nurse_mugs-168717922210253590</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 18:21:04 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[10 ways you know you’re a night shift nurse mugs]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_you_re_a_night_shift_nurse_mugs-168717922210253590</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget6" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_you_re_a_night_shift_nurse_mugs-168717922210253590" id="page_zWidget6-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget6-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_ways_you_know_you_re_a_night_shift_nurse_mugs-r4f0df26bc77e43739fefb842554c0fc8_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="10 ways you know you’re a night shift nurse mugs" title="10 ways you know you’re a night shift nurse mugs" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget6-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_you_re_a_night_shift_nurse_mugs-168717922210253590" id="page_zWidget6-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="10 ways you know you’re a night shift nurse mugs">10 ways you know you’re a night shift nurse mugs</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget6-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[10 ways you know you’re a night shift nurse]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[1. Caffeine is a basic food group.

2. Any light of any kind hurts!

3. You completely dread lawnmowers.

4. When a patient asks you why you’re still awake, you wonder the same thing.

5. You can say, “I’ll try to let you rest” to a patient while thinking That’s really hard to do at night.

6. You completely get the werewolf thing.

7. You love that the traffic is so much less.

8. Breakfast specials…need I say more?

9. The sun comes up and you get restless.

10. The thought of leaving the best shift ever makes you feel like you’re going to die.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_ways_you_know_you_re_a_night_shift_nurse_mugs-r4f0df26bc77e43739fefb842554c0fc8_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_ways_you_know_you_re_a_night_shift_nurse_mugs-r4f0df26bc77e43739fefb842554c0fc8_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_ways_to_tell_youre_a_cna_coffee_mugs-168780371077834247</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 17:51:39 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Top 10 Ways to tell you&#39;re a CNA Coffee Mugs]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_ways_to_tell_youre_a_cna_coffee_mugs-168780371077834247</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget7" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_ways_to_tell_youre_a_cna_coffee_mugs-168780371077834247" id="page_zWidget7-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget7-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_ways_to_tell_youre_a_cna_coffee_mugs-r61f0a34323c54a5cbe03a7ef82862340_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="Top 10 Ways to tell you&#39;re a CNA Coffee Mugs" title="Top 10 Ways to tell you&#39;re a CNA Coffee Mugs" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget7-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_ways_to_tell_youre_a_cna_coffee_mugs-168780371077834247" id="page_zWidget7-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Top 10 Ways to tell you&amp;#39;re a CNA Coffee Mugs">Top 10 Ways to tell you&#39;re a CNA Coffee Mugs</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget7-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Top 10 Ways to tell you're a CNA]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. You never leave home without your back brace and gait belt.

9. You change more linens than a hotel maid.

8. You have at least 20 sets of adoptive grandparents.

7. You keep up with the number of BMs your family has.

6. The beds in your home are made with “hospital corners.”

5. You can easily feed three or more people at one time.

4. You don’t get grossed out by what you find in adult briefs.

3. You can find 101+ uses for towels, sheets and pillowcases.

2. When your spouse holds your hand, you catch yourself doing range-of-motion exercises.

1. You tell your spouse that s/he is facing the wrong way at the wrong time in be]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_ways_to_tell_youre_a_cna_coffee_mugs-r61f0a34323c54a5cbe03a7ef82862340_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_ways_to_tell_youre_a_cna_coffee_mugs-r61f0a34323c54a5cbe03a7ef82862340_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[cna, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/ortho_nurse_mug-168247528543711469</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 01:33:50 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Ortho Nurse Mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/ortho_nurse_mug-168247528543711469</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget8" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/ortho_nurse_mug-168247528543711469" id="page_zWidget8-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget8-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/ortho_nurse_mug-r9a1fea75225540c19e7ba38e225948a9_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="Ortho Nurse Mug" title="Ortho Nurse Mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget8-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/ortho_nurse_mug-168247528543711469" id="page_zWidget8-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Ortho Nurse Mug">Ortho Nurse Mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget8-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Ortho Nurse Mug]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. You know the difference between a fracture and a break.

9. You want to X-ray everyone, for anything…all the time.

8. You think the heart is simply there to pump the Kefzol prior to an ortho surgery.

7. You have said “It’s JUST a fracture” hundreds of times.

6. The first time you used a power tool was in the OR.

5. You don’t think the phrase “You screwed a patient” is funny anymore.

4. Anytime something falls in the OR you want to fake a seizure and pee yourself.

3. You have your own X-ray lead with your name embroidered on it.

2. You can tell who put a cast on just by looking at it.

1. You don’t think there is any other field of nursing.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/ortho_nurse_mug-r9a1fea75225540c19e7ba38e225948a9_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/ortho_nurse_mug-r9a1fea75225540c19e7ba38e225948a9_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/nicu_nurse_mug-168597693229859392</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 00:33:28 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[NICU Nurse Mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/nicu_nurse_mug-168597693229859392</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget9" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/nicu_nurse_mug-168597693229859392" id="page_zWidget9-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget9-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/nicu_nurse_mug-r6f4c20411f574afca0319b355d43054a_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="NICU Nurse Mug" title="NICU Nurse Mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget9-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/nicu_nurse_mug-168597693229859392" id="page_zWidget9-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="NICU Nurse Mug">NICU Nurse Mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget9-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[NICU Nurse Mug]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. Babies weigh less and are easier to turn.

9. Your patients cannot curse you (at least not that you can understand).

8. The diapers are smaller.

7. Babies don’t get up and walk at two in the morning.

6. When you walk in to an exposed booty, you smile and say, “How cute!”

5. Your patients stay where you put them.

4. Emesis can usually be cleaned up with a single washcloth.

3. Quiet time.

2. You get to watch in awe as mother and father hold baby for the first time.

1. You get to see your patients and their families leave the hospital grinning ear to ear with love, anticipation, excitement and nervousness!]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/nicu_nurse_mug-r6f4c20411f574afca0319b355d43054a_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/nicu_nurse_mug-r6f4c20411f574afca0319b355d43054a_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_nurse_when_all_you_hear_is_mug-168649779627453273</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 22:22:11 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[You know you’re a nurse when all you hear is… mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_nurse_when_all_you_hear_is_mug-168649779627453273</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget10" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_nurse_when_all_you_hear_is_mug-168649779627453273" id="page_zWidget10-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget10-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_nurse_when_all_you_hear_is_mug-r599c9c36e3df456cb1672c2078db45fe_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="You know you’re a nurse when all you hear is… mug" title="You know you’re a nurse when all you hear is… mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget10-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_nurse_when_all_you_hear_is_mug-168649779627453273" id="page_zWidget10-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="You know you’re a nurse when all you hear is… mug">You know you’re a nurse when all you hear is… mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget10-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[You know you’re a nurse when all you hear is…]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[You know you’re a nurse when all you hear is…

10. “NURSE!”

9. “NURSE?”

8. “NURSE??”

7. “NURSE?!”

6. “NURSE!!!”

5. “NUUUUURSE!”

4. “NURSE, NURSE, NURSE!”

3. “#%#$ NURSE!”

2. “NURSE!!!”

1. “NURSE!!!!!!”]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_nurse_when_all_you_hear_is_mug-r599c9c36e3df456cb1672c2078db45fe_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_nurse_when_all_you_hear_is_mug-r599c9c36e3df456cb1672c2078db45fe_x7jgr_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_urology_nurse_when_mugs-168264211802567294</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 21:24:56 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[You know you’re a urology nurse when… mugs]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_urology_nurse_when_mugs-168264211802567294</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget11" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_urology_nurse_when_mugs-168264211802567294" id="page_zWidget11-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget11-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_urology_nurse_when_mugs-r7448455f31b84100b50a6edba761fd57_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="You know you’re a urology nurse when… mugs" title="You know you’re a urology nurse when… mugs" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget11-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_urology_nurse_when_mugs-168264211802567294" id="page_zWidget11-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="You know you’re a urology nurse when… mugs">You know you’re a urology nurse when… mugs</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget11-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[You know you’re a urology nurse when…]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. You’ve seen more penises than a mohel.

9. Your patient has more than four drains and it doesn’t scare you.

8. You’re not surprised to have continuous bladder irrigation going wide open and it still clots off.

7. You get excited knowing your patient is passing gas.

6. Your favorite song is “Deck the Halls with Lots of Foleys.”

5. You already know what the orders will be just from the name of the surgery.

4. Vomit = NG tube set to LIS.

3. Your NAs like CBI patients because that’s one less drain they’ll have to empty.

2. Ditropan is your patient’s best friend.

1. You wouldn’t have it any other way!]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_urology_nurse_when_mugs-r7448455f31b84100b50a6edba761fd57_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_urology_nurse_when_mugs-r7448455f31b84100b50a6edba761fd57_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_correctional_nurse_when_mug-168623004633836331</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 22:28:32 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[You know you’re a Correctional Nurse when… Coffee Mugs]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_correctional_nurse_when_mug-168623004633836331</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget12" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_correctional_nurse_when_mug-168623004633836331" id="page_zWidget12-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget12-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_correctional_nurse_when_mug-rc739c109fd0f41f7be04f5859b2f986e_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="You know you’re a Correctional Nurse when… Coffee Mugs" title="You know you’re a Correctional Nurse when… Coffee Mugs" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget12-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_correctional_nurse_when_mug-168623004633836331" id="page_zWidget12-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="You know you’re a Correctional Nurse when… Coffee Mugs">You know you’re a Correctional Nurse when… Coffee Mugs</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget12-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[You know you’re a Correctional Nurse when…]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. You’re practicing nursing in a prison!

9. Your med pass consists of having an officer with you on every med pass.

8. You’ve never experienced this level of med seeking before.

7. Your narcotic count also consists of counting every needle available.

6. Your patients WANT to stay on the medical unit and will do anything to get there.

5. Your assessment skills have to be top-notch as the complaints are mostly for attention.

4. You are not a stranger to administering methadone on a daily basis.

3. You start your shift with a metal detector and a manual scan by an officer.

2. You have to wait and be buzzed through every door by an officer.

1. Your patients’ colorful “gowns” are all jumpsuits with “DOC” on the back!]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_correctional_nurse_when_mug-rc739c109fd0f41f7be04f5859b2f986e_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_correctional_nurse_when_mug-rc739c109fd0f41f7be04f5859b2f986e_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_home_health_nurse_if_coffee_mug-168224761501281508</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 22:21:09 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[You know you’re a home health nurse if… coffee mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_home_health_nurse_if_coffee_mug-168224761501281508</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget13" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_home_health_nurse_if_coffee_mug-168224761501281508" id="page_zWidget13-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget13-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_home_health_nurse_if_coffee_mug-r40042f27b78040b48537550fc3d6858a_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="You know you’re a home health nurse if… coffee mug" title="You know you’re a home health nurse if… coffee mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget13-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_home_health_nurse_if_coffee_mug-168224761501281508" id="page_zWidget13-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="You know you’re a home health nurse if… coffee mug">You know you’re a home health nurse if… coffee mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget13-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[You know you’re a home health nurse if…]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. You know which gas stations within a 60-mile radius have the best bathrooms.

9. There is always a little pick-me-up snack in your glove box.

8. The pharmacy staff is surprised when you pick up your own meds.

7. The weekend rotation means you could be driving all over creation or getting paid to clean your house.

6. You have to move “your office” when someone wants to sit in your passenger seat.

5. When you visit someone’s house, you can’t help but check it for safety.

4. You understand what it’s like to dial 911 and forget the address. (Seriously, who looks at the address after the first visit?)

3. Someone’s list of recent illnesses makes you instantly start “coding” them.

2. The word “OASIS” doesn’t put thoughts of rest and relaxation in your head.

1. No amount of raise or sign-on bonus can make you want to go back to working in a hospital.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_home_health_nurse_if_coffee_mug-r40042f27b78040b48537550fc3d6858a_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_home_health_nurse_if_coffee_mug-r40042f27b78040b48537550fc3d6858a_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_telemetry_nurse_when_coffee_mug-168841846553005919</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 23:33:57 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[You know you’re a telemetry nurse when… coffee mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_telemetry_nurse_when_coffee_mug-168841846553005919</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget14" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_telemetry_nurse_when_coffee_mug-168841846553005919" id="page_zWidget14-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget14-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_telemetry_nurse_when_coffee_mug-rea5697f0da73492ba7b47a6e9488e8ad_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="You know you’re a telemetry nurse when… coffee mug" title="You know you’re a telemetry nurse when… coffee mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget14-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_telemetry_nurse_when_coffee_mug-168841846553005919" id="page_zWidget14-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="You know you’re a telemetry nurse when… coffee mug">You know you’re a telemetry nurse when… coffee mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget14-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[You know you’re a telemetry nurse when…]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[The monitor is alarming asystole and as you run into the room, the patient looks at the monitor, then asks you:

10. “Am I dead?”

9. “Shouldn’t you be doing something?”

8. “Aren’t you going to get some more people?”

7. “I pulled those things off, they bother me.”

6. “No one came when I called, but they do when I do this.”

5. “Can you get me a juice?”

4. “Shouldn’t you call the doctor now? I need pain meds.”

3. “I can’t sleep.”

2. “I’m going out to smoke.”

1. “Since you’re here, can I go pee?”]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_telemetry_nurse_when_coffee_mug-rea5697f0da73492ba7b47a6e9488e8ad_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_telemetry_nurse_when_coffee_mug-rea5697f0da73492ba7b47a6e9488e8ad_x7jgr_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_nursing_student_diagnoses_coffee_mug-168306928719272721</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 18:00:10 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Top 10 nursing student diagnoses coffee mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_nursing_student_diagnoses_coffee_mug-168306928719272721</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget15" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_nursing_student_diagnoses_coffee_mug-168306928719272721" id="page_zWidget15-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget15-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_nursing_student_diagnoses_coffee_mug-r044b5afe41204f4e8d9ea8dc66171daf_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="Top 10 nursing student diagnoses coffee mug" title="Top 10 nursing student diagnoses coffee mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget15-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_nursing_student_diagnoses_coffee_mug-168306928719272721" id="page_zWidget15-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Top 10 nursing student diagnoses coffee mug">Top 10 nursing student diagnoses coffee mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget15-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Top 10 nursing student diagnoses]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. Fluid volume deficit r/t dehydrating effects of caffeine

9. Impaired social interactions r/t inappropriate topics of conversation discussing bodily functions

8. Anxiety r/t time constraints, threatened loss of social activities and anticipation of constant clinical quizzing

7. Functional constipation r/t lack of time to go to the bathroom associated with moving at speed of light and still not getting everything done

6. Impaired skin integrity r/t decubitus ulcer formation from sitting for long periods of time while studying

5. Ineffective breathing pattern r/t anxiety attacks before exams

4. Risk for self-injury r/t excessive carrying of 2,000-lb. textbooks

3. Sleep pattern disturbance r/t waking up at 4 a.m. for clinical after getting to sleep at 2 a.m. from working on care plans

2. Altered thought process: caffeine-induced psychosis r/t increased coffee consumption

1. Self-care deficit r/t being a nursing student]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_nursing_student_diagnoses_coffee_mug-r044b5afe41204f4e8d9ea8dc66171daf_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_nursing_student_diagnoses_coffee_mug-r044b5afe41204f4e8d9ea8dc66171daf_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_reasons_i_didn_t_answer_my_phone_mug-168890732758982059</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 22:24:29 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Top 10 reasons I didn’t answer my phone Mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_reasons_i_didn_t_answer_my_phone_mug-168890732758982059</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget16" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_reasons_i_didn_t_answer_my_phone_mug-168890732758982059" id="page_zWidget16-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget16-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_reasons_i_didn_t_answer_my_phone_mug-r89416d3e7f3c4129bd6bf1e46c29c56c_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="Top 10 reasons I didn’t answer my phone Mug" title="Top 10 reasons I didn’t answer my phone Mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget16-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_reasons_i_didn_t_answer_my_phone_mug-168890732758982059" id="page_zWidget16-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Top 10 reasons I didn’t answer my phone Mug">Top 10 reasons I didn’t answer my phone Mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget16-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Top 10 reasons I didn’t answer my phone]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. The battery has a life of about two seconds and it has ALREADY gone dead for the fifth time in a row.

9. I’m hiding from the doctors (who are probably busy ignoring MY page, too!).

8. I’m hiding from crazy family members who call at midnight to ask about Aunt Sally.

7. I’m avoiding all the people who want something “right now” at shift change.

6. I am up to my elbows in something. Use your imagination.

5. I actually found five minutes to go the bathroom so I didn’t pee my pants, thank you.

4. I ate my phone due to my extreme hunger. You hear it ringing? It’s in my colon.

3. My phone accidentally fell into the toilet and I accidentally flushed it. Refer to #4.

2. My phone accidentally fell on the floor and I accidentally stepped on it.

1. It’s amazing, but my phone learned to fly…out the window! I can fly, I can fly, I can fly!]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_reasons_i_didn_t_answer_my_phone_mug-r89416d3e7f3c4129bd6bf1e46c29c56c_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_reasons_i_didn_t_answer_my_phone_mug-r89416d3e7f3c4129bd6bf1e46c29c56c_x7jgr_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_geriatric_nurse_when_mug-168119564914146330</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 22:13:03 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[You know you’re a geriatric nurse when… coffee mugs]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_geriatric_nurse_when_mug-168119564914146330</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget17" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_geriatric_nurse_when_mug-168119564914146330" id="page_zWidget17-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget17-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_geriatric_nurse_when_mug-rd7f02e0144b6407c9b80118ea3e12f90_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="You know you’re a geriatric nurse when… coffee mugs" title="You know you’re a geriatric nurse when… coffee mugs" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget17-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_geriatric_nurse_when_mug-168119564914146330" id="page_zWidget17-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="You know you’re a geriatric nurse when… coffee mugs">You know you’re a geriatric nurse when… coffee mugs</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget17-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[You know you’re a geriatric nurse when…]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. You’re talking to a patient and he asks you to turn up the TV.

9. Every sentence ends with: “I need the bathroom when you’re done.”

8. The call bells never stop for a moment.

7. Your med cart is stained with dried applesauce and powdered with crushed pill remnants.

6. You wonder what you stepped in that is so sticky!

5. You prepare patients’ food trays and it looks like the food has been chewed at least once before.

4. You become a professional at cleaning dentures and taking out hearing aid batteries.

3. You’re excited that your patient is actually under 60 years old.

2. You step outside after a long shift (no matter how cold it is!) and think: “Thank God for fresh air!”

1. You comfort a family member and can truly emphasize with them about aging parents.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_geriatric_nurse_when_mug-rd7f02e0144b6407c9b80118ea3e12f90_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_geriatric_nurse_when_mug-rd7f02e0144b6407c9b80118ea3e12f90_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/you_might_be_an_ol_school_nurse_if_coffee_mugs-168664975455984525</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 19:12:13 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[You might be an “ol’ school” nurse if… coffee mugs]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/you_might_be_an_ol_school_nurse_if_coffee_mugs-168664975455984525</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget18" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_might_be_an_ol_school_nurse_if_coffee_mugs-168664975455984525" id="page_zWidget18-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget18-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_might_be_an_ol_school_nurse_if_coffee_mugs-rc8b61c6918124bd3a406c5bf4782eefb_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="You might be an “ol’ school” nurse if… coffee mugs" title="You might be an “ol’ school” nurse if… coffee mugs" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget18-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_might_be_an_ol_school_nurse_if_coffee_mugs-168664975455984525" id="page_zWidget18-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="You might be an “ol’ school” nurse if… coffee mugs">You might be an “ol’ school” nurse if… coffee mugs</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget18-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[You might be an “ol’ school” nurse if…]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[You might be an “ol’ school” nurse if…

10. You still abbreviate everything.

9. You enjoy giving IM Demerol vs. pain pumps.

8. You’re older than the doctors you work with.

7. You tell the whining new nurses that you took care of 30 pt. vs. 6.

6. “Treatment Nurse,” “Med Wound Nurse”…what is that? You did it all!

5. You’ll give your patients a bedpan and don’t wait for an aid.

4. Your starting salary was $3.50/hour when factory workers made $5.

3. The way you checked sugar levels was with a dipstick.

2. You don’t recognize the sound of an IV pump (you never used them).

1. You wore white caps, uniform, shoes and hose, and NEVER wore them in public.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_might_be_an_ol_school_nurse_if_coffee_mugs-rc8b61c6918124bd3a406c5bf4782eefb_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_might_be_an_ol_school_nurse_if_coffee_mugs-rc8b61c6918124bd3a406c5bf4782eefb_x7jgr_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_youre_a_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-168161626891379239</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 20:17:30 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[You know you&#39;re a nurse when... coffee mugs]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_youre_a_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-168161626891379239</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget19" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_youre_a_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-168161626891379239" id="page_zWidget19-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget19-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_youre_a_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-rf56de31360254829b2dc6748600f048a_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="You know you&#39;re a nurse when... coffee mugs" title="You know you&#39;re a nurse when... coffee mugs" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget19-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_youre_a_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-168161626891379239" id="page_zWidget19-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="You know you&amp;#39;re a nurse when... coffee mugs">You know you&#39;re a nurse when... coffee mugs</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget19-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[You know you're a nurse when...]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[&quot;You know you&#39;re a nurse when... you start to point out errors in medical shows.&quot;]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_youre_a_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-rf56de31360254829b2dc6748600f048a_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_youre_a_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-rf56de31360254829b2dc6748600f048a_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, mug, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/i_call_the_shots_t_shirts-235184554116094594</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 20:09:59 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[I call the shots t-shirts]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/i_call_the_shots_t_shirts-235184554116094594</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget20" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/i_call_the_shots_t_shirts-235184554116094594" id="page_zWidget20-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget20-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/i_call_the_shots_t_shirts-r599f716bab2e43e98e2c8f685adc0acf_8nhmp_152.jpg" alt="I call the shots t-shirts" title="I call the shots t-shirts" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget20-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$23.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/i_call_the_shots_t_shirts-235184554116094594" id="page_zWidget20-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="I call the shots t-shirts">I call the shots t-shirts</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget20-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$23.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[I call the shots]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[&quot;I call the shots&quot;]]></media:description><media:price>$23.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/i_call_the_shots_t_shirts-r599f716bab2e43e98e2c8f685adc0acf_8nhmp_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/i_call_the_shots_t_shirts-r599f716bab2e43e98e2c8f685adc0acf_8nhmp_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, funny, tshirt]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_questions_every_male_nurse_must_endure_mug-168029222213931254</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 22:46:51 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Top 10 questions every male nurse must endure mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_questions_every_male_nurse_must_endure_mug-168029222213931254</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget21" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_questions_every_male_nurse_must_endure_mug-168029222213931254" id="page_zWidget21-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget21-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_questions_every_male_nurse_must_endure_mug-r1cdbc3ae292b4fc9afe71c1ff576cf85_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="Top 10 questions every male nurse must endure mug" title="Top 10 questions every male nurse must endure mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget21-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_questions_every_male_nurse_must_endure_mug-168029222213931254" id="page_zWidget21-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Top 10 questions every male nurse must endure mug">Top 10 questions every male nurse must endure mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget21-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Top 10 questions every male nurse must endure]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. So, how long have you been a male nurse?
9. Are you gay?
8. Didn’t you see the notice in the bathroom? It was right in front of the toilet!
7. Excuse me, sir, may I speak to a nurse?
6. Why aren’t you a doctor?
5. I ASK FOR A NURSE, AND I GET AN ORDERLY?
4. Can you help us so we don’t have to use the Hoyer?
3. What do you want to be when you grow up?
2. How can you make a living on a nurse’s wages?
1. Could I leave these chocolates for the nurses and that nice gentleman who cared for me?]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_questions_every_male_nurse_must_endure_mug-r1cdbc3ae292b4fc9afe71c1ff576cf85_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_questions_every_male_nurse_must_endure_mug-r1cdbc3ae292b4fc9afe71c1ff576cf85_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[male, nurse, funny, list, top]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/i_used_to_have_a_life_t_shirt-235685955271348281</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 17:06:20 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[I used to have a life... t-shirt]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/i_used_to_have_a_life_t_shirt-235685955271348281</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget22" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/i_used_to_have_a_life_t_shirt-235685955271348281" id="page_zWidget22-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget22-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/i_used_to_have_a_life_t_shirt-r85faa79b3b9d4e39b75f37ab58a793ca_8nhmp_152.jpg" alt="I used to have a life... t-shirt" title="I used to have a life... t-shirt" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget22-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$23.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/i_used_to_have_a_life_t_shirt-235685955271348281" id="page_zWidget22-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="I used to have a life... t-shirt">I used to have a life... t-shirt</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget22-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$23.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[I used to have a life...]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[**&quot;I used to have a life... but now I&#39;m a nurse&quot; **]]></media:description><media:price>$23.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/i_used_to_have_a_life_t_shirt-r85faa79b3b9d4e39b75f37ab58a793ca_8nhmp_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/i_used_to_have_a_life_t_shirt-r85faa79b3b9d4e39b75f37ab58a793ca_8nhmp_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, funny, tshirt]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/nurses_save_doctors_shirts-235092685918481512</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:30:37 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Nurses Save Doctors Shirts]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/nurses_save_doctors_shirts-235092685918481512</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget23" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/nurses_save_doctors_shirts-235092685918481512" id="page_zWidget23-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget23-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/nurses_save_doctors_shirts-r8f63e57da95b408284fee7cc0c594c35_8nhmp_152.jpg" alt="Nurses Save Doctors Shirts" title="Nurses Save Doctors Shirts" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget23-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$23.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/nurses_save_doctors_shirts-235092685918481512" id="page_zWidget23-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Nurses Save Doctors Shirts">Nurses Save Doctors Shirts</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget23-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$23.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Nurses Save Doctors]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[Doctors save lives, nurses save doctors]]></media:description><media:price>$23.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/nurses_save_doctors_shirts-r8f63e57da95b408284fee7cc0c594c35_8nhmp_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/nurses_save_doctors_shirts-r8f63e57da95b408284fee7cc0c594c35_8nhmp_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, funny, tshirt]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/i_need_coffee_stat_t_shirt-235211593169115681</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:26:51 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[I need coffee STAT T-shirt]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/i_need_coffee_stat_t_shirt-235211593169115681</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget24" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/i_need_coffee_stat_t_shirt-235211593169115681" id="page_zWidget24-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget24-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/i_need_coffee_stat_t_shirt-r796fe78f54874807b9257374fe27b446_8nhmp_152.jpg" alt="I need coffee STAT T-shirt" title="I need coffee STAT T-shirt" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget24-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$23.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/i_need_coffee_stat_t_shirt-235211593169115681" id="page_zWidget24-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="I need coffee STAT T-shirt">I need coffee STAT T-shirt</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget24-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$23.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[I need coffee STAT]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[I need 50cc of coffee STAT!]]></media:description><media:price>$23.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/i_need_coffee_stat_t_shirt-r796fe78f54874807b9257374fe27b446_8nhmp_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/i_need_coffee_stat_t_shirt-r796fe78f54874807b9257374fe27b446_8nhmp_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, coffee, funny]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_there_s_a_male_nurse_on_the_unit_mug-168306283268452908</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 21:48:25 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[10 ways you know there’s a male nurse on the unit coffee mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_there_s_a_male_nurse_on_the_unit_mug-168306283268452908</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget25" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_there_s_a_male_nurse_on_the_unit_mug-168306283268452908" id="page_zWidget25-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget25-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_ways_you_know_there_s_a_male_nurse_on_the_unit_mug-r64b77c5abb4f4e2895214c6f136c5804_x7jg5_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="10 ways you know there’s a male nurse on the unit coffee mug" title="10 ways you know there’s a male nurse on the unit coffee mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget25-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_there_s_a_male_nurse_on_the_unit_mug-168306283268452908" id="page_zWidget25-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="10 ways you know there’s a male nurse on the unit coffee mug">10 ways you know there’s a male nurse on the unit coffee mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget25-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[10 ways you know there’s a male nurse on the unit]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. The Hoyer lift is thought of as the backup option.

9. Someone at the nurses’ station isn’t wearing a print top.

8. You no longer call Dr. Strong at the first sign of need.

7. You find yourself with a box of gigantic gloves and wonder where the smaller ones went.

6. Conversations based on sports have somehow infiltrated the unit.

5. Somebody left a burger and fries on the table, where you struggle to convince yourself a salad is fulfilling.

4. Patient assignments are frequently changed after you have taken report and made your first round.

3. A patient keeps calling your co-worker “Doctor” regardless of how many times she is corrected.

2. This complaint becomes familiar: “There are no XL gloves here and they were ordered just for me.”

1. Someone left the toilet seat up in the nurses’ lounge restroom.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_ways_you_know_there_s_a_male_nurse_on_the_unit_mug-r64b77c5abb4f4e2895214c6f136c5804_x7jg5_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_ways_you_know_there_s_a_male_nurse_on_the_unit_mug-r64b77c5abb4f4e2895214c6f136c5804_x7jg5_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, funny, list, top]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_rehab_nurse_when_coffee_mug-168833309862018910</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:33:33 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[You know you’re a rehab nurse when… coffee mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_rehab_nurse_when_coffee_mug-168833309862018910</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget26" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_rehab_nurse_when_coffee_mug-168833309862018910" id="page_zWidget26-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget26-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_rehab_nurse_when_coffee_mug-r1e5dc48f550645a7bb7fc09af6ea1c5c_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="You know you’re a rehab nurse when… coffee mug" title="You know you’re a rehab nurse when… coffee mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget26-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_rehab_nurse_when_coffee_mug-168833309862018910" id="page_zWidget26-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="You know you’re a rehab nurse when… coffee mug">You know you’re a rehab nurse when… coffee mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget26-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[You know you’re a rehab nurse when…]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. The word “stool” makes you think “poop” not “chair.”

9. You lift a heavy patient without thinking twice about calling for help.

8. You think of yourself as an exercise instructor because you perform so much range of motion.

7. Your tracheostomy doesn’t freak you out. A yanker? Your best friend.

6. All your patients have black and blue marks on their bellies from so many Lovenox/Heparin injections.

5. You catheterize more patients than you take to the bathroom.

4. You don’t take a physically aggressive brain injury patient’s violence personally.

3. You know what KAFO, AFO, WHO, PRAFO and TLSO mean.

2. Colace, Senokot-S, Dulcolax suppository and Fleet enemas are always stocked in the med room.

1. All your patients have moved the bowels during the bowel program.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_rehab_nurse_when_coffee_mug-r1e5dc48f550645a7bb7fc09af6ea1c5c_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_rehab_nurse_when_coffee_mug-r1e5dc48f550645a7bb7fc09af6ea1c5c_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, funny, list, top]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_you_ll_need_in_your_cna_survival_kit_mug-168755733050804903</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 18:56:34 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Top 10 things you’ll need in your CNA survival kit Coffee Mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_you_ll_need_in_your_cna_survival_kit_mug-168755733050804903</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget27" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_you_ll_need_in_your_cna_survival_kit_mug-168755733050804903" id="page_zWidget27-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget27-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_things_you_ll_need_in_your_cna_survival_kit_mug-rb5d4c6588e164ba5b32dd23d1e84b658_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="Top 10 things you’ll need in your CNA survival kit Coffee Mug" title="Top 10 things you’ll need in your CNA survival kit Coffee Mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget27-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_things_you_ll_need_in_your_cna_survival_kit_mug-168755733050804903" id="page_zWidget27-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Top 10 things you’ll need in your CNA survival kit Coffee Mug">Top 10 things you’ll need in your CNA survival kit Coffee Mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget27-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Top 10 things you’ll need in your CNA survival kit]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[1. A pencil to remind you to list your blessings.
2. An eraser so you can make your mistakes disappear.
3. A rubber band to stretch yourself beyond your limits.
4. A string to tie things together when everything is falling apart.
5. A marble in case someone asks, “Have you lost your marbles?”
6. A stick of chewing gum to stick with it and accomplish anything.
7. A tea bag to remind you to relax and take a moment to breathe.
8. A candy kiss to remind you that someone, somewhere cares about you.
9. A toothpick to remind you to pick out the good qualities in people.
10. A Band-Aid to heal hurt feelings, whether yours or someone else’s.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_things_you_ll_need_in_your_cna_survival_kit_mug-rb5d4c6588e164ba5b32dd23d1e84b658_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_things_you_ll_need_in_your_cna_survival_kit_mug-rb5d4c6588e164ba5b32dd23d1e84b658_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[cna, nurse, nursing, top, list, funny, mug, scrubs]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_student_nurse_when_coffee_mug-168777735978518208</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 19:13:53 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[You Know You’re a Student Nurse When… Coffee Mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_student_nurse_when_coffee_mug-168777735978518208</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget28" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_student_nurse_when_coffee_mug-168777735978518208" id="page_zWidget28-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget28-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_student_nurse_when_coffee_mug-rdb83fd21363c418b8c357fe76f16f7bf_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="You Know You’re a Student Nurse When… Coffee Mug" title="You Know You’re a Student Nurse When… Coffee Mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget28-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_a_student_nurse_when_coffee_mug-168777735978518208" id="page_zWidget28-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="You Know You’re a Student Nurse When… Coffee Mug">You Know You’re a Student Nurse When… Coffee Mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget28-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[You Know You’re a Student Nurse When…]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. You know the Braden Scale by heart, but have to look up a loved one’s birthday.

9. You have three backpacks to carry all your books.

8. You strive to find a gait belt that matches your scrubs.

7. You realize during clinical post-conference that you either need a stronger deodorant or forgot to put it on again!

6. Cheetos, gummy bears, string cheese and a soda are considered a well-balanced meal.

5. You learn a new skill and can’t wait to go home and practice on (or threaten to) a loved one!

4. You mentally start developing a care plan for everyone you meet.

3. You go out with classmates and all you talk about is pharmacology.

2. You have a permanent kyphosis from lugging your books around.

1. NCLEX—ARGHHHHH!]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_student_nurse_when_coffee_mug-rdb83fd21363c418b8c357fe76f16f7bf_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_a_student_nurse_when_coffee_mug-rdb83fd21363c418b8c357fe76f16f7bf_x7jgr_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, nursing, top, list, stress, mug, scrubs, student]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_ways_for_nurses_to_relieve_stress_mug-168076752997196058</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 21:31:26 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Top 10 ways for nurses to relieve stress mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_ways_for_nurses_to_relieve_stress_mug-168076752997196058</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget29" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_ways_for_nurses_to_relieve_stress_mug-168076752997196058" id="page_zWidget29-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget29-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_ways_for_nurses_to_relieve_stress_mug-rd8cd96dfed434d81aec572c4a1689b7f_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="Top 10 ways for nurses to relieve stress mug" title="Top 10 ways for nurses to relieve stress mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget29-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_ways_for_nurses_to_relieve_stress_mug-168076752997196058" id="page_zWidget29-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Top 10 ways for nurses to relieve stress mug">Top 10 ways for nurses to relieve stress mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget29-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Top 10 ways for nurses to relieve stress]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[1. Remember to always take a minute to just breathe.
2. Embrace being a nurse.
3. Go on a vacation.
4. Indulge in your favorite dessert.
5. Say it! Get it off your chest.
6. Take some alone time or spend time with friends or family.
7. Enjoy a warm latte or mocha.
8. Retreat to the nearest day spa.
9. Enjoy each day of your life (no matter what)!
10. Remember why YOU became a NURSE.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_ways_for_nurses_to_relieve_stress_mug-rd8cd96dfed434d81aec572c4a1689b7f_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_ways_for_nurses_to_relieve_stress_mug-rd8cd96dfed434d81aec572c4a1689b7f_x7jgr_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, nursing, top, list, stress, mug, scrubs, cna]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/scrubs_logo_b_mug3_10_ways_you_know_you_re_a-168912699816560233</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 18:43:00 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Scrubs Logo B, mug3, 10 ways you know you’re a ...]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/scrubs_logo_b_mug3_10_ways_you_know_you_re_a-168912699816560233</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget30" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/scrubs_logo_b_mug3_10_ways_you_know_you_re_a-168912699816560233" id="page_zWidget30-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget30-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/scrubs_logo_b_mug3_10_ways_you_know_you_re_a-r311fcb44674d4d7199be97654a7f2cb9_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="Scrubs Logo B, mug3, 10 ways you know you’re a ..." title="Scrubs Logo B, mug3, 10 ways you know you’re a ..." class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget30-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/scrubs_logo_b_mug3_10_ways_you_know_you_re_a-168912699816560233" id="page_zWidget30-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Scrubs Logo B, mug3, 10 ways you know you’re a ...">Scrubs Logo B, mug3, 10 ways you know you’re a ...</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget30-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Scrubs Logo B, mug3, 10 ways you know you’re a ...]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. You realize the phrase “How are you?” isn’t the smartest greeting when not working.
9. You own more scrubs than regular clothes.
8. Your ID photo makes you look like a felon.
7. Your smartphone sends any calls from work to voicemail on your days off.
6. You drive by the homes of at least three former patients on the way to the store—you remember their names, families’ names and diagnoses.
5. You constantly assess people’s mobility at the grocery store, the mall, school pickup…
4. You have hundreds of doctor’s office phone numbers that you can recite.
3. You are relieved to have only logged 50 miles for the day.
2. You can tell the way your day will go by the tone in the scheduler’s voice.
1. You can’t imagine doing anything else because your patient or her family member just gave you a hug and said, “Thank you!”]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/scrubs_logo_b_mug3_10_ways_you_know_you_re_a-r311fcb44674d4d7199be97654a7f2cb9_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/scrubs_logo_b_mug3_10_ways_you_know_you_re_a-r311fcb44674d4d7199be97654a7f2cb9_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, nursing, top, list, funny, mug, scrubs, cna]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_an_icu_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-168911579543591328</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 21:57:02 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[You know you’re an ICU nurse when… Coffee Mugs]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_an_icu_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-168911579543591328</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget31" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_an_icu_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-168911579543591328" id="page_zWidget31-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget31-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_an_icu_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-r7669fc8e7ae54e6783d2f8964e8d9c4f_x7jg5_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="You know you’re an ICU nurse when… Coffee Mugs" title="You know you’re an ICU nurse when… Coffee Mugs" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget31-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_you_re_an_icu_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-168911579543591328" id="page_zWidget31-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="You know you’re an ICU nurse when… Coffee Mugs">You know you’re an ICU nurse when… Coffee Mugs</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget31-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[You know you’re an ICU nurse when…]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. You dread the new resident rotation.
9. You’re used to not using the bathroom in a 12-hour shift.
8. You tell the resident what orders to write.
7. You eat in between hanging blood and plasma.
6. You don’t have a medical degree, but you know the diagnosis and treatment for your patient.
5. You’re there when the code 99 is over before the doctor gets to the room.
4. You’re not afraid to stand up to anyone.
3. Your job is stressful and all you’re afraid of is the thought of cutting people’s hair.
2. You develop really sick humor.
1. You go in to work for your shift and you’re not overwhelmed—it is what it is.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_an_icu_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-r7669fc8e7ae54e6783d2f8964e8d9c4f_x7jg5_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_you_re_an_icu_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-r7669fc8e7ae54e6783d2f8964e8d9c4f_x7jg5_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, nursing, top, list, funny, mug, scrubs, cna]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_worst_smells_in_the_hospital_coffee_mug-168998252738160821</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 21:51:13 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Top 10 worst smells in the hospital coffee mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_worst_smells_in_the_hospital_coffee_mug-168998252738160821</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget32" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_worst_smells_in_the_hospital_coffee_mug-168998252738160821" id="page_zWidget32-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget32-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_worst_smells_in_the_hospital_coffee_mug-r3626ff2bc0c04945875b61648864d609_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="Top 10 worst smells in the hospital coffee mug" title="Top 10 worst smells in the hospital coffee mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget32-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_worst_smells_in_the_hospital_coffee_mug-168998252738160821" id="page_zWidget32-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Top 10 worst smells in the hospital coffee mug">Top 10 worst smells in the hospital coffee mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget32-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Top 10 worst smells in the hospital]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. Alcohol swabs
9. Benzoin tincture
8. Tube feeds
7. Cafeteria food
6. TPN
5. Code Brown
4. Bile
3. Vascular wounds
2. C. diff
1. GI bleeds]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_worst_smells_in_the_hospital_coffee_mug-r3626ff2bc0c04945875b61648864d609_x7jgr_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_worst_smells_in_the_hospital_coffee_mug-r3626ff2bc0c04945875b61648864d609_x7jgr_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, nursing, top, list, funny, mug, scrubs, cna]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_ways_to_tell_you_re_a_cna_mugs-168436531522778699</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 22:56:23 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Top 10 ways to tell you’re a CNA Mugs]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_ways_to_tell_you_re_a_cna_mugs-168436531522778699</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget33" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_ways_to_tell_you_re_a_cna_mugs-168436531522778699" id="page_zWidget33-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget33-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_ways_to_tell_you_re_a_cna_mugs-rbd8cf0a190d74059bd02a8c6ea8918d1_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="Top 10 ways to tell you’re a CNA Mugs" title="Top 10 ways to tell you’re a CNA Mugs" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget33-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/top_10_ways_to_tell_you_re_a_cna_mugs-168436531522778699" id="page_zWidget33-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Top 10 ways to tell you’re a CNA Mugs">Top 10 ways to tell you’re a CNA Mugs</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget33-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Top 10 ways to tell you’re a CNA]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. You have a handful of pens and permanent markers in your pockets.
9. You can determine how bad the BM is from the smell.
8. You treat certain residents like family.
7. You know every resident by name and what room they’re in.
6. You need a back massage after every shift.
5. You vow never to end up in a facility when you’re old.
4. You know who the smokers are without looking at the list.
3. You deserve a raise for all the B.S. that you deal with.
2. Taking a few days off feels good—when you’re not worrying about work.
1. You say “good night” and “see you soon” to every resident.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_ways_to_tell_you_re_a_cna_mugs-rbd8cf0a190d74059bd02a8c6ea8918d1_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/top_10_ways_to_tell_you_re_a_cna_mugs-rbd8cf0a190d74059bd02a8c6ea8918d1_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, nursing, top, list, funny, mug, scrubs, cna, humor]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_youre_a_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-168895313063558348</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 20:21:50 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[You know you&#39;re a nurse when... coffee mugs]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_youre_a_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-168895313063558348</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget34" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_youre_a_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-168895313063558348" id="page_zWidget34-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget34-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_youre_a_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-r4f565afdbe7d4ec2bff5d9ef79b3ecd5_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="You know you&#39;re a nurse when... coffee mugs" title="You know you&#39;re a nurse when... coffee mugs" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget34-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/you_know_youre_a_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-168895313063558348" id="page_zWidget34-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="You know you&amp;#39;re a nurse when... coffee mugs">You know you&#39;re a nurse when... coffee mugs</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget34-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[You know you're a nurse when...]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[1. Family and friends call you to describe their injuries over the phone.
2. It’s the end of your shift and you realize you haven’t once gone to the bathroom.
3. You can’t function until your caffeine intake is at a therapeutic level.
4. You can scare everyone around you with just one look.
5. You start to point out errors in medical shows.
6. You’ve informed your coworkers who can/cannot work on you if you collapse.
7. You finally learn that doctors are not all that!
8. You get more done by knowing someone in housekeeping than in administration.
9. You can’t imagine wearing heels after a day on your feet.
10. You can smile and know you made a difference at least once in your week.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_youre_a_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-r4f565afdbe7d4ec2bff5d9ef79b3ecd5_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/you_know_youre_a_nurse_when_coffee_mugs-r4f565afdbe7d4ec2bff5d9ef79b3ecd5_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, nursing, top, list, funny, mug]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_you_re_a_nursing_instructor_mug-168322528973328406</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 04:53:59 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[10 ways you know you’re a nursing instructor coffee mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_you_re_a_nursing_instructor_mug-168322528973328406</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget35" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_you_re_a_nursing_instructor_mug-168322528973328406" id="page_zWidget35-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget35-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_ways_you_know_you_re_a_nursing_instructor_mug-r347f37d3e53344b3b6fa6b96d1ffa377_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="10 ways you know you’re a nursing instructor coffee mug" title="10 ways you know you’re a nursing instructor coffee mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget35-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_you_re_a_nursing_instructor_mug-168322528973328406" id="page_zWidget35-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="10 ways you know you’re a nursing instructor coffee mug">10 ways you know you’re a nursing instructor coffee mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget35-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[10 ways you know you’re a nursing instructor]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[10. You start referring to pens as “student prizes.”
9. You have drug guides and medical dictionaries from every publisher.
8. You start referring to nursing students of all ages as “the kids.”
7. You start counting the days until the next school holiday.
6. You refer to your fellow instructor as your “partner” more than your actual partner.
5. You send for every conceivable complimentary textbook that’s remotely healthcare-related.
4. You beg friends and family “in the biz” to guest speak to your students.
3. You’re more excited about a snow day than when you were in third grade.
2. You get excited by new construction near the hospital—it could be a new clinical site!
1. Each day, you learn as much as you teach.]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_ways_you_know_you_re_a_nursing_instructor_mug-r347f37d3e53344b3b6fa6b96d1ffa377_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_ways_you_know_you_re_a_nursing_instructor_mug-r347f37d3e53344b3b6fa6b96d1ffa377_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, nursing, instructor, top, list, funny, mug, bosses]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_youre_a_cna_coffee_mug-168616981570657021</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 17:17:50 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[10 ways you know you&#39;re a CNA Coffee Mug]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_youre_a_cna_coffee_mug-168616981570657021</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget36" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_youre_a_cna_coffee_mug-168616981570657021" id="page_zWidget36-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget36-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_ways_you_know_youre_a_cna_coffee_mug-r4a5e90d43a054401a00f589f8e160d96_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" alt="10 ways you know you&#39;re a CNA Coffee Mug" title="10 ways you know you&#39;re a CNA Coffee Mug" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget36-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$14.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/10_ways_you_know_youre_a_cna_coffee_mug-168616981570657021" id="page_zWidget36-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="10 ways you know you&amp;#39;re a CNA Coffee Mug">10 ways you know you&#39;re a CNA Coffee Mug</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget36-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$14.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[10 ways you know you're a CNA]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[This is a shoutout to the CNAs we know and love! Want your own Top Ten on a mug? Enter our contest at scrubsmag.com/giveaways!]]></media:description><media:price>$14.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_ways_you_know_youre_a_cna_coffee_mug-r4a5e90d43a054401a00f589f8e160d96_x7jg9_8byvr_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/10_ways_you_know_youre_a_cna_coffee_mug-r4a5e90d43a054401a00f589f8e160d96_x7jg9_8byvr_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, cna, nurses, nursing, nurse joke, top ten, office humor]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>

<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/nurses_make_it_better_tee_shirts-235317378720071650</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 03:02:17 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[Nurses make it better tee shirts]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/nurses_make_it_better_tee_shirts-235317378720071650</link><author>Scrubs123</author><description><![CDATA[



<div id="page_zWidget37" class="dX dX-Grid gbb-Grid dX-152 clearfix">

	

	<div  class="dX-realview gbb-realview clearfix">
		
		<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/nurses_make_it_better_tee_shirts-235317378720071650" id="page_zWidget37-imageLink" class="dX-realviewLink">
				<img id="page_zWidget37-preview" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/nurses_make_it_better_tee_shirts-r9f785e89169c4fd79273cf652e8a15a5_8naxt_152.jpg" alt="Nurses make it better tee shirts" title="Nurses make it better tee shirts" class="dX-realviewImage" />
			</a>
		
	</div>

	
	<div class="dX-info clearfix" id="page_zWidget37-info">
		
		
		<div class="">
			
				<span class="gbb-price">$28.95</span>
				
					<span class=""> - </span>
				<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/nurses_make_it_better_tee_shirts-235317378720071650" id="page_zWidget37-title" class="gbb-productTitle" title="Nurses make it better tee shirts">Nurses make it better tee shirts</a>
		</div>
		<span class="gbb-byLine">by <a href="javascript://" id="page_zWidget37-storeLink">Scrubs123</a></span>
	</div>
	
</div>]]></description><price>$28.95</price><media:title><![CDATA[Nurses make it better]]></media:title><media:description><![CDATA[&quot;Nurses make it better&quot; a great slogan with elegant cursive writing and a cute heart.]]></media:description><media:price>$28.95</media:price><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/nurses_make_it_better_tee_shirts-r9f785e89169c4fd79273cf652e8a15a5_8naxt_152.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/nurses_make_it_better_tee_shirts-r9f785e89169c4fd79273cf652e8a15a5_8naxt_500.jpg" /><media:keywords><![CDATA[nurse, heart, nurses, make, better]]></media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>
</channel></rss>