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<item><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zazzle.com/for_the_christmas_cynic_card-137013355156305112?gl=snarkface</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:22:04 GMT</pubDate><title><![CDATA[For The Christmas Cynic]]></title><link>http://www.zazzle.com/for_the_christmas_cynic_card-137013355156305112?gl=snarkface</link><author>snarkface</author><description><![CDATA[
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Saturnalia • Bodhi Day • Advent
Saint Nicholas' Day • Dong Zhi
Candlemas • Yule • Navratri
Hanukkah • Kwanzaa • Sadeh
Eid ul-Adha • St. Stephen's Day
Feast of the Circumcision Day
Sir Isaac Newton's Birthday
Yalda • Chahar Shanbeh Suri
Matariki • Festival Of The 
Birth Of The Unconquered Sun 
Lupercalia • Zamenhof Day
HumanLight • Winterval
Trucemas • Hogmanay
Decemberween • Wintersday
St John The Evangelist Day
Feast Of Fools Day • Epiphany
Fur Rondy • Poslfit • Festivus
Modranect • St. Sylvester Day
Hogswatchnight • Karachun
Starlight Celebration • Shoe
Giving • Merry Christmas]]></media:description><media:thumbnail url="http://rlv.zcache.com/seasons_greetings_whatever_that_season_might_be_card-p137017055822069907tdtu_125.jpg" /><media:content url="http://rlv.zcache.com/seasons_greetings_whatever_that_season_might_be_card-p137017055822069907tdtu_500.jpg" /><media:keywords>winter solstice, winterfest, saturnalia, trucemas, bodhi day, advent, saint nicholas' day, dong zhi, candlemas, yule, navratri, hanukkah, kwanzaa, sadeh, eid ul-adha, st. stephen's day, feast of the circumcision day, sir isaac newton's birthday, yalda, chahar, shanbeh, suri, matariki, festival of the birth of the unconquered sun, lupercalia, zamenhof day, humanlight, winterval, trucemas, hogmanay, decemberween, wintersday, st john the evangelist day, feast of fools day, epiphany, fur rondy, poslfit, festivus, modranect, st. sylvester</media:keywords><media:rating scheme="urn:mpaa">g</media:rating></item>
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